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Thanks for all the well wishes guys, time to ride into the Sunset

Want to get in touch, go to

www.martinsroastapig.com

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mike miller wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:59 pm Good for you. I could not imagine going into sales.

I've been in sales before, works best with amazing products that you truly believe in.

http://www.lifetimecookware.com

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I may pop in once in a while, but doubt that it'll have any regularity, like now. I'm planning to get back into sales, take a look at "Lifetime Waterless Cookware" - an opportunity came up for us in this area and I look forward to it. My wife had her set over 30 years and just this spring ...

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Just got a choice - Shop Production or one month Severance Pay, took the severance pay, today is my last day - no more SolidWorks - kinda sad in a way, but I'll be moving on. Some of you guys got my number, stay in touch, otherwise, good chance it's no more SW Forum, been a long run, but SWYM is not...

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mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 4:20 pm
Or...with your SW advocacy maybe you're interested in a job with one of the SW VARs?...Or maybe those DS people can pay you for trolling on the platform full time?

I want that Job

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Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 10:16 am
No, I didn't get abused

Yet!!

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Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:22 am LOL
And I'm waiting to give my boss 2 weeks today.

and....

Then What?

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A "Must Read"....

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... plnews_d-1

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This one is for you Todd

@Tahhhd

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The Text comes directly from the Microsoft Text folder, so like @jcapriotti mentioned, change the font

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Conklin Check out the attached macro, I don't know if it will answer your question, but I have used this for multiple sheets for many years, one of the best macros. The other option this macro gives you is that you can have a cover sheet in the drawing file and not have it show up in the Page # of ...

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July 4th Weekend is our "Black Friday" - we basically smashed the Martin's Roast A Pig's all time record, in orders. Our 22 orders bested 18 from about 5 years ago, we actually had a total of 24 pigs go through our facility last week. I needed to clean grills so we could send them right ba...

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[quote= "Hi" [ten second pause] [Meanwhile, the caller thinks you just picked up and begins rattling away] "Please leave a message." BEEP! [Now the poor caller is so flustered he forgets what he was going to say.] ;; [/quote] I got in some serious trouble with that one, but I gue...

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Split or welded is fine

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I'm looking for custom Square to Round couplers for our Rotisserie Cookers..

See the attached sample model part. All connections are slide fit and if you can do this, I'll need 10pcs of the coupling and 10pcs of a weld on 3/4" Sq x 4" long.

Email me at

martinsroastapig101@gmail.com

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My new work voicemail...

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Wowzee

https://luxurylaunches.com/transport/fa ... t-wood.php

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Take a look at this

https://mas400.com/dashboard

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Another Blog - Hot off the press

https://www.martinsroastapig.com/do-it-yourself-diy

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mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:17 am Yeah, I've seen expiration dates on honey, too...

Never call your wife, fiancé or girlfriend

"Honey"

One Definition is "Concentrated Sap" (that was replaced by) "Viscid Fluid"

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Check this out

https://www.linkedin.com/company/skyreal/

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ellundo wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 2:09 pm My most impressive trick was once going an entire day without a crash.
Wish I could remember how I did it.

You forgot to use the computer??

All issues with any program is "User Input" (get it?)

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jcapriotti wrote: ↑Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:17 pm I prefer 3DDrown, because that's what it feels like over there. Drowning in posts with no organization.

Put this on your Calendar - Sept 2021 you should see huge improvements over at swymn

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Changes to the Swym are coming and so is
"The Earth Is Falling Down, The Earth Is Falling Down"

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I'd change from a llama farmer to a pig roaster

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Our June Blog is up

https://www.martinsroastapig.com/summer-is-here

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AlexLachance wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:40 am Who you bless?

There is a difference of one letter, bless has five letters bl.. only (4) four - quadruple

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Most banks are really good about this and are probably more concerned about this than you are. While they won't change their routing number if your concerned that that the entirety of your banking information was exposed due to the ineptness of your company they will probably be willing and even ea...

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AlexLachance wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:17 am Honestly John, whoever did the switch is an idiot and should be fired.

He's a puppet and sits in the same office as the CFO. It's not who you know its who you bl..

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It doesn't sound like anyone outside of your organization has your banking information. They just convinced your payroll guy to send your money somewhere else. Either way, I'm sure the bank has solutions for this type of problem. A change to the account number is probably all that is required. That...

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Online Payroll - my nemesis About 6 months ago they changed to Direct Deposit, to which I was totally against and almost walked off the job because of it, yeah I'm old school. Turn the clock front 6 months and what I was against bit. All of a sudden I was missing (2) two pay schedules, we're like wh...

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They probably won't want to hear about spending more money, but you could replicate your servers at both locations with PDM Professional, so everyone would be seeing/working with the EXACT same files. (Not to mention the added level of control.) t Still Fusion has the attention of the CEO - so it's...

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AlexLachance wrote: ↑Mon Jun 07, 2021 8:55 am Good morning yall, back from the fishing trip, had some wonderful weather, caught a lot of fish and a lot of beer.

Awesome - what beer did you catch?

Just spent a few days in Sharon Springs NY - we left late Fri afternoon and got back last evening, awesome weather up there..

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DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Jun 03, 2021 8:15 am image.png
Man, this isn't what I meant when I said I'd lend you a hand!

Plus -

Do you mind if I stop for lunch?

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Happy Birthday Grant Mattis

Grant's wife bought Grant "In Another World" for his 40th birthday

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Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Wed Jun 02, 2021 3:19 pm One turkey leg.
Do you accept dogcoin?

Dogcoin?? we don't at the moment, but we might at the next hydrant..

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MJuric wrote: ↑Wed Jun 02, 2021 3:00 pm Will you be doing Turducken?

Good chance - but they are super expensive, a 20lb turkey with a duck and chicken is probably $130 or so

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Won't it be cold by the time it gets here? We were looking at water softeners several years back. My wife stopped at a local place to talk to them and the guy she was talking to asked that she take a sample of the cold water, then turn the hot water on and let it get as hot as it can, let it run fo...

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A co-worker will be printing this Router Guard - hopefully next week

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I've done a few operators manuals over the years and I prefer to use Microsoft Publisher, Microsoft Word sucks for a manual, add a picture and there goes your text, change the format of the picture and here comes your text all over the place. Try Publisher, Text boxes, Picture boxes, easy peasy.

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I'm complaining more about the move to subscription for everything. It seems to me that this is a "Trick" for these companies to just bleed you dry. You can't simply make a one time investment and use the software as you see fit. You pay maintenance every month so you have the privilege o...

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It was postponed for another week or so, if life or death hinges on my story of how stupid they are if they go with Fusion 360, that won't change my presentation, I'm over 50, ya know...

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Would be a good boot camp for some

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You should be able to produce the box area "if" you create a Flat Pattern Configuration and use that configuration to populate your custom properties

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