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I am not sure that I would last the 2nd phone call.... LOL
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the_h4mmer wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:15 am SWX-updates.jpg
THIS is a perfect of example of "There's a lot of truth in humor."
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DennisD wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:54 am THIS is a perfect of example of "There's a lot of truth in humor."
I'm happy and sad at the same time.....confusing mix of emotions.
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the_h4mmer wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:46 am It's been a long day, time to crash
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Well then, you should wake up refreshed since you'll be starting new.

But don't expect a wake-up call to be generated from those sheets. That's a one-way communication.
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the_h4mmer wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:46 am It's been a long day, time to crash
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I'd chip in money to have one of those given to Manish Kumar at a public event!
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mattpeneguy wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:07 am I'd chip in money to have one of those given to Manish Kumar at a public event!
And a shirt!
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DennisD wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:47 pmAnd a shirt!
I don't know, maybe it should be made into a cape, since they think our tools are for 5 year olds?
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KaMei wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:48 am
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I don't see what's wrong here? Looks functional to me...what do you think duct tape and zip ties are for? And don't get me started on this stuff:
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Nowhere on the label did it say that I couldn't use if for automotive applications.
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As long as they weld the strapping to the gas tank, they should be good to go! <()> ;;
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KaMei wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:48 am ThereIFixedIt159.jpg
I don't see any, but there's just got to be some duct tape under there somewhere.
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Duct tape is for rednecks. Clearly this guy is way too classy for duct tape.
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mattpeneguy wrote: Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:41 pm I don't see what's wrong here? Looks functional to me...what do you think duct tape and zip ties are for? And don't get me started on this stuff:
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Nowhere on the label did it say that I couldn't use if for automotive applications.
In my younger years I had a used 1980 Camaro that spent spent far too much time in the salt encrusted northern winters. When one of the exhaust pipes snapped just ahead of the muffler and I didn't have the cash or tools to repair it I took a steel soup can, cut both ends off, slit it down the side wrapped it around the two halves of the pipe an used two worm gear hose clamps to hold it. I think I drove it for about a year like that.
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Not a bad place to promote that type of product, it may be one way to dull the pain from the software crashing and hanging.
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I saw that, but didn't want to click on it . . . Thanks for sharing it!
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These posts have been happenning for over a week. There was about 10 multiposts of spam to sell viagra last friday.
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SamSpade wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:42 am Not a bad place to promote that type of product, it may be one way to dull the pain from the software crashing and hanging.
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AlexLachance wrote: Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:34 am These posts have been happenning for over a week. There was about 10 multiposts of spam to sell viagra last friday.
Maybe they've found a viable way to monetize their platform and turn a profit?
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Hurricane season is coming. Stay safe!
That's actually a handy tip!
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