Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Roasted By John · Wed Mar 24, 2021 7:38 am

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:19 am

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Tom G · Unread post by **Tom G** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:04 am

Non-Fungible Tokens are a way for artists to sell unique digital works. Someday we may even go there.
For now, John Cleese is selling you his illustration of the Brooklyn Bridge. Old joke, new twist. Brilliant, as those chaps say.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:48 am

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:51 am

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jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:00 pm

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Glenn Schroeder · Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:40 pm

jcapriotti wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:00 pmimage.png

I saw a cartoon in a magazine decades ago that showed a large building with a large black semicircle on the side of it, and a couple of smaller black blobs. There were two guys wearing hard hats standing there looking up at it, and one of them is saying "Damn it, Joe, I TOLD you not to set your coffee cup on the drawing!!!"

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:16 am

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:14 am

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My response this morning:

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Mar 25, 2021 12:28 pm

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Mar 25, 2021 12:29 pm

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:20 am

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:21 am

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Jim Steinmeyer · Fri Mar 26, 2021 10:43 am

jcapriotti wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:00 pmimage.png

A few decades ago the gas company finally ran natural gas lines in our part of the country. We already had the missile silos in the area with underground cables connecting them. When the natural gas line approached the missile line in the neighbor's pasture it made a large half circle with the center over the cable. Pretty funny. even better, it was within 50 yards of the highway so everyone could see it.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:11 am

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KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Mar 29, 2021 1:48 am

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:39 am

How would you like to be the lineman that has to deal with this?

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am

Looks secure:

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KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:13 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Mar 30, 2021 9:27 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:37 pm

Posted this over at the old forum...

mike miller · Unread post by **mike miller** » Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:31 pm

mike miller · Unread post by **mike miller** » Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:32 pm

From an old thread that once again saw the light of day in "that-place-which-shall-not-be-mentioned".

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:30 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:31 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:21 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:22 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:56 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:19 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:20 am

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:22 pm

Do 3 lies make a right?

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:28 pm

jcapriotti wrote: ↑Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:22 pm Do 3 lies make a right?

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Wrong thread @jcapriotti...that banner isn't funny it's ridiculous...

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:30 pm

Good to know...412 is the line...don't cross it...

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:32 pm

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:16 pm

I couldn't decide which thread to put it in, kinda belongs in both:
https://cadforum.net/viewtopic.php?p=2583#p2583
Hey @matt, let me know if cross-posting like this is a problem...can't think of why it'd be a problem, but it's your forum, your rules.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:17 pm

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:20 pm

Hey @Tahhhd,
What's your professional opinion on how this turned out?

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Tahhhd · Unread post by **Tahhhd** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 5:57 am

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:20 pm Hey @Tahhhd,
What's your professional opinion on how this turned out?
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Unless he was REALLY moving, I'm guessing that he might have landed on his buddy.
(I always tried to stick with jumping over inanimate objects ... safety first, even when being stupid!)
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Tom G · Unread post by **Tom G** » Mon Apr 05, 2021 11:50 am

Tahhhd wrote: ↑Mon Apr 05, 2021 5:57 am
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:20 pm Hey @Tahhhd,
What's your professional opinion on how this turned out?
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Unless he was REALLY moving, I'm guessing that he might have landed on his buddy.
(I always tried to stick with jumping over inanimate objects ... safety first, even when being stupid!)
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I used to skateboard, road skateboarding. It got me around in a hilly city, and I didn't do ramps, jumps, and tricks.
I did have ONE trick.
Once I was urged to do a trick, and this guy was insistent. OK, then you lay down here on the ground. I'll go up this incline, come down here, and jump over you. Don't worry at all. You will not be harmed. OK. He's on the ground. I go up there. I get on my board and go in the opposite direction, quickly disappearing around the corner of a building. I don't think he wanted that kind of trick, but one should be careful what one asks for.

Frederick_Law · Mon Apr 05, 2021 4:01 pm

Oh McDS has a Forum, e i e i oh.
Tag tag here tag tag there,
Here tag there tag,
Everywhere tag tag.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:49 am

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Roasted By John · Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:28 am

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Roasted By John · Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:29 am

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:41 pm

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:42 pm

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KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:43 am

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Glenn Schroeder · Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:11 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:43 am Designers-are-challenged-to-place-ads-logos-or-stores-in-the-most-unexpected-areas-imaginable-6066db15a618b__700.jpg

I don't think that parts list includes enough beer.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:58 am

Today's email Dilbert is especially good.

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I have resembled that remark.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:21 am

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:23 am

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