Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:26 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:27 am

Glenn Schroeder · Thu Sep 15, 2022 8:56 am

I got an email from one of the engineers here yesterday about making a modification to one of his projects. It has some 3/16" thick steel plate. He decided that was thicker than necessary, and wondered about the availability of 2/16" plate.

I just changed the model and drawing to 1/8" and sent it to him to review, but I wish I had responded with "I don't think we can get 2/16" plate. Can we use 1/8" instead?"

He's a good guy, and this was out of character for him, but I couldn't help but be amused.

Frederick_Law · Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:32 am

It should be 8/64

Jaylin Hochstetler · Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:37 am

no, 4368/34944

Frederick_Law · Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:41 am

Frederick_Law · Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:42 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:26 am 6-632080c62b9c1__700.jpg

Let us know how it goes.

Glenn Schroeder · Thu Sep 15, 2022 10:45 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:41 am3mm?

I believe he did grow up using the metric system, but he's been here close to 30 years.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 12:25 pm

Since we're posting jokes, here's an oldie but goodie.
https://r1132100503382-eu1-3dswym.3dexp ... dgY7-jbZPg

Frederick_Law · Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:04 pm

Someone having a really bad day:

I reported as Abuse

Glenn Schroeder · Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:23 pm

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:04 pm Someone having a really bad day:
Abuse-01.jpg
I reported as Abuse

That seems like an extreme response. When I first saw it I assumed there had been other replies and the OP had said something to precipitate that reaction, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Frederick_Law · Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:27 pm

I think he just sign up to complain.
Got a second post. Not as "graphic"

And I kinda let Eric know.

Frederick_Law · Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:30 pm

First post is gone. Not bad.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:23 pm

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:38 pm

If he lined them up short to long (instead of long to long and short to short) he wouldn't have the vans hanging out in the street. His OCD needs a little fine tuning.

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DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:36 pm

SPerman wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 4:38 pm If he lined them up short to long (instead of long to long and short to short) he wouldn't have the vans hanging out in the street. His OCD needs a little fine tuning.

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I worked with a fellow that insisted it was not a Disorder. He also said it should be CDO because that is the alphabetical order.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:04 pm Someone having a really bad day:
Abuse-01.jpg
I reported as Abuse

Well the response checks two of the three boxes. It was concise, provided clear direction of what to do, but the advice given probably won't solve the problem.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:00 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 12:25 pm Since we're posting jokes, here's an oldie but goodie.
https://r1132100503382-eu1-3dswym.3dexp ... dgY7-jbZPg

@DennisD,
Jokes are funny, that's just sad...It is "the dark pit of despair and frustration", afterall.

Frederick_Law · Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:12 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:36 pm I worked with a fellow that insisted it was not a Disorder. He also said it should be CDO because that is the alphabetical order.

I need everything perfect.
They can be 100% correct.
Or 100% wrong.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:32 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:33 am

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:50 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:36 pm I worked with a fellow that insisted it was not a Disorder. He also said it should be CDO because that is the alphabetical order.

Whatever I have, it has been as much of a blessing as a curse.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 3:53 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 8:33 am

Ahhh, so now we know the company Dilbert works for.

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:52 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:55 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Mon Sep 19, 2022 3:53 amtXoqzJm.jpeg

LOL, that's good! “w⚓︎”

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 1:39 am

Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Thu Sep 15, 2022 9:42 am Let us know how it goes.

First of all, I wouldn't recommend to use the couch, it can get a bit messy.
On the other hand, I now have a wonderful singing voice ...

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Sep 20, 2022 1:46 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Sep 21, 2022 10:07 am

Frederick_Law · Wed Sep 21, 2022 10:52 am

Was your GF seeing the "old man"?

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:40 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:26 am 6-632080c62b9c1__700.jpg

This woukd be great to see at the local Walgreens or CVS!

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 7:58 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 8:50 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Sep 23, 2022 7:58 ambKrAIBO.jpeg

Please tell me that that guy WAS the owner.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:05 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 2:42 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:54 am

Today is unit conversion day.

DanPihlaja · Unread post by **DanPihlaja** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:36 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:54 am Today is unit conversion day.
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KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Sep 28, 2022 1:23 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:14 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:20 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 1:23 am

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I don't see what's funny about that...It appears to be a well kept secret if only 7 people know about it.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 2:51 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 8:13 am

Hurricane preparedness.
Trampoline is secure.

Frederick_Law · Fri Sep 30, 2022 1:39 pm

"Honey, they dropped off your boat"

Hope Ian won't get any stronger.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:16 pm

This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't our lot being destroyed. Check the timer in the upper left hand corner. It took him almost an hour to escape. (This is 32x speed.)

Did I mention this happened on Saturday morning? Right after 24 hours of rain from a hurricane.

VicFrauenfeld · Mon Oct 03, 2022 3:36 pm

SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:16 pm This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't our lot being destroyed. Check the timer in the upper left hand corner. It took him almost an hour to escape. (This is 32x speed.)

Did I mention this happened on Saturday morning? Right after 24 hours of rain from a hurricane.

All I can say is...

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 3:59 pm

SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:16 pm This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't our lot being destroyed.

I needed that

and the Benny Hill theme fit perfectly.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 4:22 pm

We had to explain to one of the younger guys what that music was.

Frederick_Law · Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:06 pm

Truck driving school?
You got ice on the ground?

Glenn Schroeder · Tue Oct 04, 2022 8:36 am

SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:16 pm This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't our lot being destroyed. Check the timer in the upper left hand corner. It took him almost an hour to escape. (This is 32x speed.)

Did I mention this happened on Saturday morning? Right after 24 hours of rain from a hurricane.

That would be a good one for the Bonehead Truckers channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/IkeStephens

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:50 am