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I did send that one to my wife, who loves Hallmark movies, yesterday evening. She said it wasn't true, but only after she laughed.
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Glenn Schroeder wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:52 am I did send that one to my wife, who loves Hallmark movies, yesterday evening. She said it wasn't true, but only after she laughed.
Even my wife, who binge-watches these "movies" admits, that the plots are too similar, yet still entertaining and very easy to watch because you can be on the cell-phone at the same time ... without missing anything significant ...
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KaMei wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:41 am Even my wife, who binge-watches these "movies" admits, that the plots are too similar, yet still entertaining and very easy to watch because you can be on the cell-phone at the same time ... without missing anything significant ...
I recently switched streaming services, and the new one has a dozen different Hallmark channels, all playing christmas movies. (Maybe it's less than 12, but it's way more than I ever knew existed.)
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SPerman wrote: Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:37 am I recently switched streaming services, and the new one has a dozen different Hallmark channels, all playing christmas movies. (Maybe it's less than 12, but it's way more than I ever knew existed.)
Which streaming service has that many channels?
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mattpeneguy wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:02 am Which streaming service has that many channels?
I switched to Youtube TV, but it didn't have the history channel, so I also signed up for Frndly. There are 4 Hallmark channels, but there's also several "Dove" channels that show similar content.
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Thanks,
When I looked at YoutubeTV it was expensive...
Yep, still expensive:
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Though, I guess it's all relative. We don't watch a whole lot of TV and have a long backlog of shows to catch up on.
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I came from Directv streaming app, which is twice that. At one time it was a cheap alternative to having a dish on your roof. Now it's just as expensive.
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That sounds like my boss.
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This is absolutely brilliant!!
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BBROY... is no help when you are color blind. Where did I leave my ohmeter?
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It's a fluke already.
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Correct answers are denied access due to likelihood of being AI.....or someone with too much time on their hands. That said, let's talk screw thread standards :geek:
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KaMei wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2023 2:22 am4zZEtwr.jpeg
what the "shim"! :o .. this happened here.. in 2003 - https://llis.nasa.gov/lesson/1580
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Well, there's your problem.
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A 290 mil wake up call.
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SPerman wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:38 am Well, there's your problem.
yeah,.. blame the "contractor"! grumph
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Christmas in Iceland is hard core.
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Note to self: Don't go to Iceland in Christmas.
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Perfect, make sure all the $#!+ spread to the whole house.
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So close to getting it right!

Since Advent ends on the 24th he needs end up face down on the pavement on the 24th.


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DennisD wrote: Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:45 am So close to getting it right!

Since Advent ends on the 24th he needs end up face down on the pavement on the 24th.



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I thought it's the Trump Tower .....

I should not be this dark before Christmas .....

Maybe that'll sell better .....
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I thought it was some sort of sick 9/11 reference.
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