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"Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away." -George Lucas
“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Boeing has fixed the problem.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Impossible, only Canadian can do do that.
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What I want to know is where can I get a roll of duct tape like that.
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Just need Certified tapes.
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"Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away." -George Lucas
“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
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"Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away." -George Lucas
“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
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New screening question when you get on the plane:
Are you mechanic?
Yes.
We'll move you to windows seat.
Great!
And here is you toolbox.
For what?
Fix the hidden door when it get lose.
.....
Are you mechanic?
Yes.
We'll move you to windows seat.
Great!
And here is you toolbox.
For what?
Fix the hidden door when it get lose.
.....
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All joking aside, from what we are learning about this incident (on the heels of the software fatalities) makes me think they are lucky they haven't had even more catastrophies.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. -Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. -Douglas Adams
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And proof that an iPhone survived the drop.
So why does the phone break falling off the table?
So why does the phone break falling off the table?
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If you reply, you lost.
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"Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away." -George Lucas
“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
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So many good ones! https://screenrant.com/funniest-far-sid ... llows-quot
but... viking helmet design got me
but... viking helmet design got me
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“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
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"Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away." -George Lucas
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“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
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Wow he got some Wonka chocolate.
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"Democracies aren't overthrown; they're given away." -George Lucas
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“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
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“We only protect what we love, we only love what we understand, and we only understand what we are taught.” - Jacques Cousteau
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I can remember cassettes doing that, back when I had a cassette player in my truck. If you were careful you could wind it back up using a pencil.
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Ray Wylie Hubbard in his song "Mother Blues"