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Boeing has fixed the problem.
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Impossible, only Canadian can do do that.
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DennisD wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:22 am Boeing has fixed the problem.
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What I want to know is where can I get a roll of duct tape like that.
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DennisD wrote: Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:22 am Boeing has fixed the problem.
image.png [/quote] Dennis, That looks like a legit application of tape. As long as they didn't use it on the wings, I think they're fine: [attachment=0]image.png
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That looks like a legit application of tape. As long as they didn't use it on the wings, I think they're fine:
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Just need Certified tapes.
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New screening question when you get on the plane:
Are you mechanic?
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We'll move you to windows seat.
Great!
And here is you toolbox.
For what?
Fix the hidden door when it get lose.
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All joking aside, from what we are learning about this incident (on the heels of the software fatalities) makes me think they are lucky they haven't had even more catastrophies.
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And proof that an iPhone survived the drop.

So why does the phone break falling off the table? grumph
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Wow he got some Wonka chocolate.
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I can remember cassettes doing that, back when I had a cassette player in my truck. If you were careful you could wind it back up using a pencil.
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