Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Apr 19, 2021 7:14 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:34 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:37 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:12 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:28 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:39 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:44 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:46 am

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:50 am

A man walks into a bar...

That lucky bastard.

Roasted By John · Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:58 pm

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Glenn Schroeder · Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:17 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:05 am

Dang, our plan to take over supermarkets has been leaked !!!

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:09 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:51 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:11 am

VicFrauenfeld · Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:18 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:51 am 602bea8d9ed0f_xfrkoz9regg61__700.jpg

Why do we need to worry about spelling? As long as the numbers are in the right order!

mike miller · Unread post by **mike miller** » Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:37 am

VicFrauenfeld wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:18 am Why do we need to worry about spelling? As long as the numbers are in the right order!

Whaaaa........ I never even noticed it!!

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:24 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:22 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:51 am

What a view of the coastline!

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:31 am

Now that's an airline that knows how to cater to their passengers… why obstruct a picturesque view with engine shrouding.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:33 am

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DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:43 am

This would be funny if it weren't real!

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:21 pm

Hey @DennisD,
I found a coupon for you:

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:24 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:52 am

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:21 pm Hey @DennisD,
I found a coupon for you:
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Now THAT is funny!

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:25 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:22 am

KaMei wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:24 am JasonPeopleKiller.jpg

That reminds me of the bubble gum cards I'd see in the checkout aisle when I was like 6 or 7 years old for Alien.
One of my coworkers claims to be a horror movie buff, and hadn't seen Alien...How can anyone be a horror fan and have never seen Alien? To me it's up there with the Exorcist as one of the top five...Of course that may have to do with the timeline and when I was growing up?

Both Alien and Texas Chainsaw Massacre definitely weren't meant for kids, but they didn't exactly only market them to adults.

I'm torn about this being funny, or cruel (I guess it's both)...This kid definitely won't forget this incident:

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:56 am

Something to always keep in mind:

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:02 pm

I don't know why I'm posting this in the Jokes thread...It's not funny, but sad...

Roasted By John · Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:25 pm

@mattpeneguy

The worst thing about the whole debacle (how it looks from the outside), is there is no concern for the limit of time... There was no time management, no time goals (except for the April 2nd cutoff date), there are no timely updates from SW - Just a whole lot of garbage, yeah I'm sore, yeah it doesn't help that we moved to Fusion 3 6 0

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Apr 28, 2021 2:05 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:03 am

My daughter put this up where she works.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Apr 28, 2021 11:58 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Apr 28, 2021 3:44 pm

Jaylin Hochstetler · Wed Apr 28, 2021 4:45 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 3:44 pmimage.png

You speaking from experience?

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:08 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:03 am My daughter put this up where she works.

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I think we need to post that on the main page here, although I fear that we would fare no better. Too many here willing to bleed purple.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:59 am

Glenn Schroeder · Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:12 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:03 am My daughter put this up where she works.

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I had a similar one on my office door for a while. Notice the asterisk, and the fine print at bottom. It says "Previous record excluding weekends and holidays is 0."

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:04 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:39 am

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mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:13 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Sat May 01, 2021 8:12 am

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Sat May 01, 2021 10:40 am

@DennisD It would seem that Cap'n Crunch has been giving himself promotions over the years. Quite the pirate I'd say.

Ensign Crunch

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Lieutenant Crunch

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Next thing you'll being telling me that Colonel Sanders isn't actually a Colonel

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Sat May 01, 2021 3:53 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:02 pm I don't know why I'm posting this in the Jokes thread...It's not funny, but sad...

WT!?

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Sat May 01, 2021 3:54 pm

..this one still makes me

Glenn Schroeder · Sat May 01, 2021 7:41 pm

zxys001 wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 3:54 pm ..this one still makes me

I got it right away. It reminds me of when the former airplane hangar where I work was remodeled. The building is about 300' long, with a 120' wide clear span down the middle that's full of equipment, material, and various other objects with an aisle left open down the middle. The mechanical, construction, and electronics shops, restrooms, a lunch room, hallways to exterior doors, and a couple offices go down each side. When it was remodeled they had to put Braille signs beside each of those doors. I still haven't figured out how a blind person would ever even find one of those signs in order to be able to read it.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon May 03, 2021 8:52 am

zxys001 wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 3:54 pm ..this one still makes me

Roasted By John · Mon May 03, 2021 3:05 pm

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He's not a kernal, just a grain of dirt by now