Yes. They make a wrong turn and we are the first driveway. The sad part is we get deliveries every day and those truck drivers don't have a problem.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:23 am
by Frederick_Law
Start a Tiktok challenge: "You can't U-turn here".
LOL
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 11:06 am
by jcapriotti
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:23 am
Start a Tiktok challenge: "You can't U-turn here".
LOL
Make sure you give them @SPerman work address and indicate that the challenge must be performed there.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:48 pm
by SPerman
At a different place I used to work, tractor trailers that were backing in across the street from our building were always driving through our business' front yard. It was always muddy where they kept it tore up, so I planted a sharpened spike in the mud. I don't know if I got any tractor trailer tires, but the guy mowing the lawn was pissed.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:15 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 6:50 am
by DennisD
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 9:04 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 7:59 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 10:20 am
by zxys001
KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Dec 16, 2022 7:59 am7pT0Ubq.jpeg
Gentle touch?
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 10:41 am
by Frederick_Law
zxys001 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 16, 2022 10:20 am
Gentle touch?
Depends on your answers.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2022 8:17 am
by DennisD
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:12 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2022 8:49 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2022 10:12 am
by DennisD
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2022 1:56 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2022 2:39 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:34 am
by Frederick_Law
Fake news.
The Solos has 3 kids. Twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:46 am
by DennisD
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2022 12:15 pm
by jcapriotti
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:34 am
Fake news.
The Solos has 3 kids. Twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin.
Exactly!
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:23 am
by Frederick_Law
jcapriotti wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 12:15 pmExactly!
The Force is strong in this one.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:33 am
by SPerman
You kids and your expanded universe.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:39 am
by KaMei
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 8:34 am
Fake news.
The Solos has 3 kids. Twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin.
Yes, until Disney took over and declared nearly everything "legend" ...
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:44 am
by KaMei
SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:33 am
You kids and your expanded universe.
Thanks to corporate greed rather a shrinked universe ...
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:44 am
by Frederick_Law
It's a Force vision went wrong.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:54 am
by SPerman
KaMei wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:44 am
Thanks to corporate greed rather a shrinked universe ...
I've been watching some of the new series, and I wonder how much I don't get because I've only watched the feature films. (I did read "Splinter of the minds eye" back in the 70's, but that's it.)
It is hard to believe the deluge of mediocre shows based on the Star Wars universe isn't about anything other than greed.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:30 am
by Frederick_Law
Same if you watch Star Trek old and new movies but not TV series.
They are trying the "alternate universe" plot.
Good to get new viewers but it cut off a few generations of loyal followers.
So far non of the Star Wars novel get into movies or TV.
Everything follow same timeline and events with view from different characters.
Everything ties together. Not a branch that go in total different direction.
Amazing effort to keep everything together with so many different authors.
Yes, there is official group overseeing all novels to keep all the stories inline.
Well, before Disney anyway.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:38 am
by SPerman
J.J. Abrams ruined Star Trek. "Let's go back in time and we can throw away all of the old universe and start over."
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 5:05 pm
by jcapriotti
SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:54 am
I've been watching some of the new series, and I wonder how much I don't get because I've only watched the feature films. (I did read "Splinter of the minds eye" back in the 70's, but that's it.)
It is hard to believe the deluge of mediocre shows based on the Star Wars universe isn't about anything other than greed.
Most of these shows are written by committee....and it isn't just Disney. Amazon screwed the pooch on LOTR and Wheel of Time.
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 5:31 pm
by Frederick_Law
SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:38 am
J.J. Abrams ruined Star Trek. "Let's go back in time and we can throw away all of the old universe and start over."
Yeap, same one on Disney Star Wars.
Never watch any JJ movies again.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 2:00 am
by KaMei
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Mon Jan 02, 2023 9:30 am
Same if you watch Star Trek old and new movies but not TV series.
They are trying the "alternate universe" plot.
Good to get new viewers but it cut off a few generations of loyal followers.
So far non of the Star Wars novel get into movies or TV.
Everything follow same timeline and events with view from different characters.
Everything ties together. Not a branch that go in total different direction.
Amazing effort to keep everything together with so many different authors.
Yes, there is official group overseeing all novels to keep all the stories inline.
Well, before Disney anyway.
Oh, but with The Mandalorian many good things have been stolen from the now "legend" books and now the writers are praised for their fantastic ideas ...
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 2:04 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 7:28 am
by SPerman
A light saber seems so un-necessary when you can rip a ship apart with your bare hands.
Disney must have decided what the Star Wars universe was missing was a Marvel style supervillan.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:25 am
by Frederick_Law
SPerman wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 7:28 am
A light saber seems so un-necessary when you can rip a ship apart with your bare hands.
The most it was used was to cut open doors
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:28 am
by Frederick_Law
KaMei wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 2:00 am
Oh, but with The Mandalorian many good things have been stolen from the now "legend" books and now the writers are praised for their fantastic ideas ...
Baby Yoda wasn't mentioned in Legend.
The only good thing Disney did was put Leia in Princess list
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:24 am
by jcapriotti
SPerman wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 7:28 am
A light saber seems so un-necessary when you can rip a ship apart with your bare hands.
Disney must have decided what the Star Wars universe was missing was a Marvel style supervillan.
They have made the force so over powered in the last sequel trilogy. Even untrained/half trained imitates have more power than Luke/Vader/Yoda.
Snoke they could've done something interesting, but no, Rian Johnson was just like, "Let's shock everyone and kill him and leave the story no place to go because I'm an uber writer who knows best. Oh, and screw the fan base, I'm making my movie."
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:55 am
by SPerman
Vader has that level of power in Obi Wan, but never shows it in the original trilogy. Lifting people, yes. Lifting mountains, pulling space ships out of the sky, no.
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:09 am
by Frederick_Law
Yoda can't walk but could move using Force.
They can crush a spaceship and rip wall out but need to cut open doors
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:10 am
by KaMei
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:28 am
Baby Yoda wasn't mentioned in Legend.
The only good thing Disney did was put Leia in Princess list
I didn't mention Grogu, just many things ... like the Mandalorian heritage etc. .
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:16 am
by KaMei
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:18 am
by KaMei
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:09 am
Yoda can't walk but could move using Force.
They can crush a spaceship and rip wall out but need to cut open doors
It appears that we have to open a new topic "How Disney ruined good franchises"
Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:05 am
by jcapriotti
KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:18 am
It appears that we have to open a new topic "How Disney ruined good franchises"