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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:53 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:56 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 3:18 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 10:23 am
by DennisD
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Yeah, I’ll have the 16 piece sanctuary bucket.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:33 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 8:57 am
by DennisD
KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:33 amsr9gMLq.jpeg
An example of conservation of mass.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:43 am
by jcapriotti
KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:33 amsr9gMLq.jpeg
Please don't the give the Flat-earthers any more reasons to be dumb.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:07 pm
by Frederick_Law
You all wrong.
Earth is a 5 dimensional mobius strip.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm
by DennisD
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:07 pm You all wrong.
Earth is a 5 dimensional mobius strip.
I don't know how to wrap my head around that. . .

. . . But then, maybe it is wrapped around my head! :?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:14 pm
by Frederick_Law
DennisD wrote: ↑Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm I don't know how to wrap my head around that. . .

. . . But then, maybe it is wrapped around my head! :?
We all entangled in higher dimension, neutrally positively and negatively.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2023 8:59 am
by Ömür Tokman
Take time for your loved ones because time will take you away from your loved ones one day.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 1:38 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 9:05 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2023 6:26 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2023 2:00 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2023 8:00 am
by SPerman
DennisD wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 6:26 pmimage.png
I am still angry about how much of my early life was wasted trying to make my cursive penmanship readable. o[

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 1:39 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 7:21 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 2:32 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2023 4:35 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:35 am
by Glenn Schroeder
DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2023 4:35 pmimage.png
I can beat that. I pee off my back porch.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:44 pm
by Frederick_Law
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 3:04 pm
by SamSpade
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Probably with dough.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2023 2:24 pm
by DennisD
I may be a little twisted, but I find this funny.
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Okay, I AM a little twisted. ><

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 7:10 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 9:41 am
by DanPihlaja
DennisD wrote: ↑Tue Jan 31, 2023 7:10 amimage.png

https://drive23.com/technology/the-end- ... ngine-oil/

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:20 am
by Ryan-3DS
What do you call a cow missing a leg?
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......lean beef!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 12:15 pm
by Frederick_Law
Go green, use vegetable oil.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2023 10:34 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2023 12:05 pm
by Frederick_Law
1000 years later it'll be proof that we fought alien.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2023 3:00 pm
by Frederick_Law
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 2:19 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:14 pm
by Frederick_Law
Pretty bad if Eric and Matthew don't know how to Find a community:
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You need add the community before you can find it **

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 8:37 am
by Glenn Schroeder
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 3:14 pm Pretty bad if Eric and Matthew don't know how to Find a community:
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You need add the community before you can find it **
If you say so. I haven't bothered to figure out the whole "community" thing.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 9:23 am
by Frederick_Law
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Looks like everyone working offsite.
They just keep passing the problem to someone else until they finished their errands UU


Oh wait, they are playing tag!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 12:16 pm
by jcapriotti
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2023 12:50 pm
by Frederick_Law
Come on it's there for "Lantern Festival".


Just a little bit early.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:06 am
by SPerman
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It is a joke that solidworks crashes so often, and for no good reason.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:23 am
by zxys001
DennisD wrote: ↑Tue Jan 31, 2023 7:10 amimage.png

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:33 am
by Frederick_Law
SPerman wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 9:06 am image.png

It is a joke that solidworks crashes so often, and for no good reason.
It's designed to give user random breaks.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 2:03 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:46 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:33 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:22 am
by Frederick_Law
Always think a longer stick will fix all the problems.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:25 am
by DennisD
Frederick_Law wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:22 am Always think a longer stick will fix all the problems.
Ah, speaking from experience, you are.
- Yoda

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:43 am
by Frederick_Law
Size matter not
- Yoda

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 9:58 am
by SamSpade
KaMei wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:33 amspVK33c.jpeg
He's what you would call a dipstick.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:57 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:02 pm
by zxys001
..I find this interesting, if this was true, who specifically was concerned about this issue... I need to know. **

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:45 pm
by Frederick_Law
No dip stick allowed.
All male could/should have same effect, right?
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