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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:52 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:02 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:10 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:12 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:46 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:20 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:51 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 11:54 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:24 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:51 pm
by Glenn Schroeder
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That reminds me of a story my father told me about one of his old running buddies. The guy came home in the wee hours of the night and tried to slip into bed without waking his wife. Unfortunately, he dropped a shoe, which woke her. She sat up, looked at the clock, and said "Willy, you're not just now getting home, are you?"

He replied "No, of course not. I'm getting up early to go to work."

And then there's one a former co-worker told me about a friend of his back, when he was grown but still living at home. His mother apparently didn't approve of drinking at all, and happened to be awake and in the kitchen one night when he came staggering in the house. She looked at him, shook her head, and said "Drunk again." He looked right at her, smiled real big, and said "Yeah mom, me too!!!"

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:47 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:35 am
by DennisD
KaMei wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:47 am
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The smaller size cans have this:

Net contents 239 beans.
Because one more would be 240.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:48 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:52 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:53 am
by mike miller
DennisD wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:48 amimage.png
A Michigan road crew?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:03 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:11 pm
by mattpeneguy
mike miller wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:53 am
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A Michigan road crew?
No, @mike miller, more likely this:

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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:38 pm
by DennisD
mattpeneguy wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:11 pm No, @mike miller, more likely this:
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I was wondering how long that would take! You did not disappoint!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:12 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:26 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 9:09 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:17 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 8:19 am
by mattpeneguy
There's a story here...
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 8:20 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 9:28 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 7:36 am
by zwei
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It took me awhile to realize the bullet text is referring to the Coyote from Looney Tunes...
;;

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 8:59 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:01 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:02 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 1:49 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:08 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 8:09 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 1:56 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:43 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:44 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:14 pm
by Frederick_Law
Found my new job:
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Watch porn all day.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:48 pm
by mike miller
Frederick_Law wrote: Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:14 pm Found my new job:
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Watch porn all day.
"...content that incites violence, hate speech.........."

Wow. Serious potential for "political-correctness-policing" right there. <()>

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:02 pm
by MJuric
mike miller wrote: Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:48 pm "...content that incites violence, hate speech.........."

Wow. Serious potential for "political-correctness-policing" right there. <()>
If indeed the left goes after porn it will be an interesting turning of the tables. The right has been pulling the "Political correctness" against porn for decades. From Potter Stewarts "I know it when I see it" right up to more modern day opposition to various sexual "identities" the right has been trying to put the kabosh on all sorts of legal sexual adult activities for decades.

the wording in the legislation is a bit non descript and disconcerting. Words like "Extreme pornography" and "Revenge Pornography" are now considered "Harms"....and while I have not read the entire article I would bet the words "Extreme" and "Revenge" are not very well defined and probably left to the earlier standard of "I know it when I see it".

... I should shut up now because I think this is clearly going off the rails toward some of the rules around here ()

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:10 pm
by mike miller
MJuric wrote: Thu Jul 29, 2021 6:02 pm ... I should shut up now because I think this is clearly going off the rails toward some of the rules around here ()
I have a response in my head.........but nah...........never mind. ;) I don't want to get kicked off all the platforms at once.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:18 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:19 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:03 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:08 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:32 pm
by DennisD
Sorry, I did not have this properly identified.

FIFY.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 5:52 pm
by zxys001
red or blu? :lol:

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:46 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 5:57 am
by jayar
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Probably doesn't work any better at 350°

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:18 am
by DanPihlaja
mike miller wrote: Thu Jul 29, 2021 4:48 pm "...content that incites violence, hate speech.........."

Wow. Serious potential for "political-correctness-policing" right there. <()>
And considering that there are some groups that consider evangelical Christians as a hate group, this could mean websites that are manned by them and support them may come under fire.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:50 am
by mattpeneguy
dpihlaja wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 8:18 am And considering that there are some groups that consider evangelical Christians as a hate group, this could mean websites that are manned by them and support them may come under fire.
If I had told you 5 years ago that you'd be part of the counter culture I bet you wouldn't have believed me.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:24 am
by DennisD
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